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    10/26/09 at 04:08 AM
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 Hello Buddhist fellas !

                         I got some points to question you guys.. your God,Buddha said that humans could live 10,000 years in a life at the time of  Katsapa God ( the god before Buddha).. huh? but.. Scientists have proved that Humans average life years never reached to 100 yet.. So.. how do you think about that? We humans could live 10,000 years in a life? haha LOL ! :'laugh2

another question..  , umm .. you know.. Your God(Buddha) said that.. he was animals for many lives in his life cycle.. and.. in one of his life, (according to your Buddhism stories) when he was a deer, he just walked into a trap.. and.. He spoke to the hunter to let him go.. yeah..  . something I wonder is..  Why that animal(Buddha) Deer can speak human language? huh? I can't see any deer speaking human language in the zoo.. hehe.. Why's that?

And.. again.. your Buddha said.. he was a dragon for several lives.. but.. you know.. that.. Dragons were just a myth .. an imaginary creature of Culture.. There's no species such as dragons.. how do you think that? your Buddha was lying ,huh?
Why is he lying since he said lying is unforgivable sin and asked not to lie for any reason??? ridiculous !!!

And.. Buddha said.. that.. monks ,his follower will be able to fly and foresee if they meditate. yeah.. and.. I can see a lot of monks meditating for their whole lives.. but..
Why can't any monk fly or foresee like your Buddha did lie.. uhh..sorry..  say???

hehe.. such a bed time stories to please 7 years old kids to me... :'laugh2:'laugh2:'laugh2


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    10/26/09 at 04:56 AM
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 .. your Buddha said.. he was a dragon for several lives.. but.. you know.. that.. Dragons were just a myth .. an imaginary creature of Culture.. There's no species such as dragons.. how do you think that? your Buddha was lying ,huh?

 

[sarcasm] Maybe you haven’t heard that two our most distinguished scientists, Gish and Hovind, have proven the existence of fire breathing Dragons. They demonstrated that a beetle can squirt hot chemicals. That evidence plus evidence found in the bible indubitably proves that dragons breathing smoke and fire did exist. [/sarcasm]

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    10/26/09 at 09:34 PM
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I just don't see people beating up on Buddists very often.  Kind of refreshing.

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    10/27/09 at 04:34 AM
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 .. your Buddha said.. he was a dragon for several lives.. but.. you know.. that.. Dragons were just a myth .. an imaginary creature of Culture.. There's no species such as dragons.. how do you think that? your Buddha was lying ,huh?

 

[sarcasm] Maybe you haven’t heard that two our most distinguished scientists, Gish and Hovind, have proven the existence of fire breathing Dragons. They demonstrated that a beetle can squirt hot chemicals. That evidence plus evidence found in the bible indubitably proves that dragons breathing smoke and fire did exist. [/sarcasm]



Nope ,Bro.. those. fire breathing disgusting creatures what scientists found have legs and.. they are quite small... the Definition of Dragon in Buddhism is ...a giant snakelike animal(without legs) which can breath fire and.. their bodies is bigger than a mountain..hehe..  (giant..giant ) and.. there's still one thing what Buddhist believe about Dragon.. , that is they think flood and.. storms are cos of dragons.. ,giant snakelike animals which live in the oceans.. hehe.. They believe that.. If a dragon play water,nearby towns will get flooded.. So.. I'm sure.. Dragon I'm talking about is not that fire breathing little creatures which have legs ...
I'm talking about Buddhists' big big snakelike animal which is bigger than a mountain and live under the ocean..  

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P.S; oops.. I forgot something.. .. Buddhists also believe dragons have a kingdom underneath ocean ..(Dragonia or Dragondom or Dragonistan???? no idea )  They have Dragon king and queens.. hehe..
and.. fishes and.. other livings in water is citizens of Dragonistan and ruled by those imaginary Dragons ..
amazing huh? HaHa.. beautiful stories to tell your child when he can't sleep at night ..

 

 
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    10/27/09 at 06:46 AM
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Dragonistan!  I like it.

I can see these creatures now, being served by their Sea Monkey minions.
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Nope ,Bro.. those. fire breathing disgusting creatures what scientists found have legs and.. they are quite small... the Definition of Dragon in Buddhism is ...a giant snakelike animal(without legs) which can breath fire and.. their bodies is bigger than a mountain..hehe..  (giant..giant ) and.. there's still one thing what Buddhist believe about Dragon.. , that is they think flood and.. storms are cos of dragons.. ,giant snakelike animals which live in the oceans.. hehe.. They believe that.. If a dragon play water,nearby towns will get flooded.. So.. I'm sure.. Dragon I'm talking about is not that fire breathing little creatures which have legs ...
I'm talking about Buddhists' big big snakelike animal which is bigger than a mountain and live under the ocean..  

                                                                               AtheistRule

P.S; oops.. I forgot something.. .. Buddhists also believe dragons have a kingdom underneath ocean ..(Dragonia or Dragondom or Dragonistan???? no idea )  They have Dragon king and queens.. hehe..
and.. fishes and.. other livings in water is citizens of Dragonia and ruled by those imaginary Dragons ..
amazing huh? HaHa.. beautiful stories to tell your child when he can't sleep at night ..

 

 

LOL, What kind of incense are they smoking? I guess this is what happens when you squat all day and do nothing but daydream.

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    11/05/09 at 09:23 AM
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don't know bro.. haha.. maybe they prefer being blind and deaf..
or maybe they just love to be fooled ..

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